My Students' Take on the Oil Spill

After teaching a science lesson on the oil spill in the Gulf, here are some of my students' responses:

Question: Describe ways people use oil.
Answer 1: They use oil for cooking, cars, and cutting grass.
Answer 2: They use oil for fried food and to make food not stick also.

Question: How would you raise money to help people in the Gulf?
Answer 1: I raise money like having a concert like Jimmy Buffet did.
Answer 2: I would raise money by getting tithes and offerings.

Some things never cease to amaze me. :)